FITBA
(fit-baw) Dialect, chiefly Scot. ~n. 1. (m) the beautiful game 2. (f) stupid game involving 22 grown men (and 3 officials of dubious parentage and eyesight) kicking a lump of leather around a field, often sparking irrational behaviour, bad language and blind devotion to a team or player, to the detriment of normal marital relations. ( see fitba widow)
Castle Melamine Scottish Dialect Coasters are heat resistant to 145 degrees, stain and scratch resistant.
Mugs and Placemats also available.